{"id":4376,"date":"2009-03-05T01:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T01:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/damau.org\/archives\/4376"},"modified":"2022-02-27T03:23:39","modified_gmt":"2022-02-27T03:23:39","slug":"b%e1%ba%a3n-tuyn-ngn-cu%e1%bb%91i-cng","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/4376\/b%e1%ba%a3n-tuyn-ngn-cu%e1%bb%91i-cng","title":{"rendered":"B\u1ea3n tuy&ecirc;n ng&ocirc;n cu\u1ed1i c&ugrave;ng"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>1. Ch\u00fang tao \u0111\u00e3 th\u1ea5y m\u00e0y.    <br \/>2. Ch\u00fang tao bi\u1ebft m\u00e0y l\u00e0 ai.     <br \/>3. C\u00e1c \u00fd t\u01b0\u1edfng c\u1ee7a m\u00e0y \u0111\u1ec1u kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 gi\u00e1 tr\u1ecb g\u00ec.     <br \/>4. M\u1ef9 quan c\u1ee7a m\u00e0y xu\u1ea9n ng\u1ed1c.     <br \/>5. \u201cK\u1ef9 thu\u1eadt\u201d c\u1ee7a m\u00e0y l\u00e0 m\u1ed9t m\u1edb h\u1ed7n t\u1ea1p c\u1ee7a t\u00ednh \u00e1i ng\u00e3, l\u00f2ng m\u00ea t\u00edn, v\u00e0 th\u00f3i quen.     <br \/>6. T\u1ea5t c\u1ea3 nh\u1eefng \u00fd ki\u1ebfn nh\u1ecf x\u00edu c\u1ee7a m\u00e0y, t\u1ea5t c\u1ea3 nh\u1eefng n\u1ed7 l\u1ef1c \u0111\u00e1nh \u0111\u0129 c\u1ee7a m\u00e0y nh\u1eb1m s\u00e1ng t\u1ea1o, v\u00e0 c\u1ea3 b\u1ea3n th\u00e2n m\u00e0y n\u1eefa \u0111\u1ec1u l\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 g\u00ec, ch\u1eb3ng ai c\u1ea7n m\u00e0y h\u1ebft, ch\u00fang tao gh\u00e9t m\u00e0y, \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 b\u1ea3n ch\u1ea5t c\u1ee7a ch\u00fang tao.     <br \/>7. M\u00e0y n\u00ean \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c nu\u00f4i nh\u01b0 gia s\u00fac.     <br \/>8. M\u00e0y l\u00e0 m\u1ed9t t\u00ean ph\u1ea3n tr\u00ed th\u1ee9c, t\u00ean Paul Bunyan c\u1ee7a s\u1ef1 suy \u0111\u1ed3i, m\u1ed9t t\u00ean l\u1eeba \u0111\u1ea3o m\u1eafc b\u1ec7nh x\u01b0\u01a1ng to c\u1ef1c.     <br \/>9. M\u00e0y l\u00e0 m\u1ed9t con c\u00e1 gi\u00e1c, m\u1ed9t h\u1ea1t b\u1ee5i, m\u1ed9t v\u1ebft b\u1ea9n.     <br \/>10. C\u00e1i lo\u00e0i ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111ang b\u1ecb b\u1ec7nh, v\u00e0 m\u00e0y l\u00e0 k\u1ebb ch\u1ecbu tr\u00e1ch nhi\u1ec7m.     <br \/>11. M\u00e0y l\u00e0 m\u1ed9t k\u1ebb h\u00e0nh d\u00e2m v\u1edbi x\u00e1c ch\u1ebft.     <br \/>12. M\u00e0y l\u00e0 nh\u00e0 b\u1ea3o t\u00e0ng c\u1ee7a s\u1ef1 ngo\u00e0i l\u1ec1.     <br \/>13. Ph\u1ea3i m\u1ea5t nhi\u1ec1u n\u0103m \u0111\u1ec3 l\u00e0m Ngh\u1ec7 Thu\u1eadt s\u1ed1ng \u0111\u1ed9ng v\u00e0 quan tr\u1ecdng tr\u1edf l\u1ea1i.     <br \/>14. K\u1ec3 t\u1eeb gi\u00e2y ph\u00fat n\u00e0y m\u00e0y b\u1ecb c\u1ea5m.     <br \/>15. Nh\u01b0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u00dd n\u00f3i, <em>Parla quando piscia la gallina.<\/em>     <br \/>16. B\u1ecdn tao \u1edf \u0111\u00e2y b\u00e2y gi\u1edd.     <br \/>17. M\u1ef9 quan c\u1ee7a b\u1ecdn tao c\u00f3 n\u1ec1n t\u1ea3ng th\u1ef1c nghi\u1ec7m.     <br \/>18. Th\u1ea9m th\u1ee9c c\u1ee7a b\u1ecdn tao s\u1ebd \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c n\u00e2ng l\u00ean h\u00e0ng nguy\u00ean t\u1eafc.     <br \/>19. M\u00e0y v\u00e0 c\u00e1i \u0111\u00e0n chim gi\u1ebb c\u00f9i c\u1ee7a m\u00e0y s\u1ebd b\u1ecb x\u1ed1i tr\u00f4i.     <br \/>20. Ph\u1ea3i, Ngh\u1ec7 Thu\u1eadt \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c ph\u1ee5c sinh h\u00f4m nay: Chi\u1ebfn th\u1eafng v\u1ec1 ph\u1ea7n b\u1ecdn tao!     <br \/>21. L\u1ecbch s\u1eed s\u1ebd qu\u00ean m\u00e0y v\u00e0 ch\u00e0o \u0111\u00f3n b\u1ecdn tao.     <br \/>22. M\u00e0y \u0111\u00e2y r\u1ed3i, v\u00e0 \u0111\u00e2y l\u00e0 s\u1ef1 l\u00e3ng qu\u00ean.     <br \/>23. \u0110\u00e2y l\u00e0 b\u1ea3n tuy\u00ean ng\u00f4n cu\u1ed1i c\u00f9ng, v\u00e0 b\u1ea3n duy nh\u1ea5t.<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>Theo nguy\u00ean t\u00e1c ti\u1ebfng Anh \u201cThe Final Manifesto\u201d \u0111\u0103ng tr\u00ean t\u1eadp san <em>Poetry<\/em>, 2\/2009. M\u1ed9t ngu\u1ed3n tr\u00ean m\u1ea1ng: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poetryfoundation.org\/journal\/feature.html?id=182835\">http:\/\/www.poetryfoundation.org\/journal\/feature.html?id=182835<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#160;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ch\u00fa th\u00edch c\u1ee7a ng\u01b0\u1eddi d\u1ecbch:      <br \/><\/strong>&#8211; Paul Bunyan: m\u1ed9t ng\u01b0\u1eddi th\u1ee3 r\u1eebng kh\u1ed5ng l\u1ed3 trong truy\u1ec7n d\u00e2n gian M\u1ef9     <br \/>&#8211; <em>Parla quando piscia la gallina<\/em>: \u201cN\u00f3 l\u00ean ti\u1ebfng khi con g\u00e0 m\u00e1i \u0111\u00e1i\u201d (ngh\u0129a l\u00e0 kh\u00f4ng bao gi\u1edd)<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<h1 align=\"right\"><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Ch\u00fang tao \u0111\u00e3 th\u1ea5y m\u00e0y.<br \/>\n2. Ch\u00fang tao bi\u1ebft m\u00e0y l\u00e0 ai.<br \/>\n3. C\u00e1c \u00fd t\u01b0\u1edfng c\u1ee7a m\u00e0y \u0111\u1ec1u kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 gi\u00e1 tr\u1ecb g\u00ec.<br \/>\n4. 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