{"id":22296,"date":"2011-11-20T01:03:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/damau.org\/archives\/22296"},"modified":"2019-02-27T11:10:49","modified_gmt":"2019-02-27T11:10:49","slug":"dan-ba-la-do-choi-cua-dan-ong-is-woman-mans-plaything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/22296\/dan-ba-la-do-choi-cua-dan-ong-is-woman-mans-plaything","title":{"rendered":"\u0110àn bà là \u0111\u1ed3 ch\u01a1i c\u1ee7a \u0111àn ông? \/ Is Woman Man’s Plaything?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"alberto_seveso_four\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cThe Art of Sperm Shaping\u201d – Alberto Seveso<\/em><\/p>\n

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Is Woman Man\u2019s plaything?
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When a woman\u2019s egg denies all encounters
Sperms wriggle like a mass of maggots
Oops, sorry
I am just a doll who causes your infertility.<\/p>\n

Alas, Adam! What are you searching for in these ovaries of lust?
You douse carnality onto a tuft of fine hair
You traverse the viscous, dewy depth
You rub and chafe your empty, mindless nub
Ah, it turns out you want to float up like a bunch of balloons!<\/p>\n

Yeah, you can fly only by propulsion from an inferno jetstream
It\u2019s not much of a miracle, but didn\u2019t you say I am just a plaything<\/p>\n

My poor arrogant Adam!
It doesn\u2019t matter if a john is also a gigolo
It doesn\u2019t matter if men are drowned in the excess of their own maleness
Sure, no matter since not only women are turned into trivial accessories!<\/p>\n

Yet remain these prejudices that render me a bit irritated
Yet remain this tendency to stereotype and disparage, from envy and resentment
Perhaps life has depleted all prodigies and artists
What\u2019s left are boastful crows
And the commercial exchange of sensations
I am sorry dear but my exhausted heart is bankrupt!<\/p>\n

Alas, it\u2019s time I exercise the right to copulate with defiance
Immaculately conceive with semen from a sperm bank
I only have to pay one hundred forty bucks for an aroused \u201csample\u201d
No fear that your seeds will encounter a drought season
Your blood will surely be tested thoroughly
I can be at peace without reciting my repentance
In the name of the baby
I declare this fornication innocent!<\/p>\n

There are nights I wish to break my sadness with the moon
And send blessings through frivolous kisses imbued with narcotics.<\/p>\n

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\u0110\u00e0n b\u00e0 l\u00e0 \u0111\u1ed3 ch\u01a1i c\u1ee7a \u0111\u00e0n \u00f4ng?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Khi tr\u1ee9ng c\u1ee7a ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u00e0n b\u00e0 t\u1eeb ch\u1ed1i m\u1ecdi g\u1eb7p g\u1ee1
\u0111\u00e1m tinh tr\u00f9ng ch\u1ea1y l\u00fac nh\u00fac c\u00f3 kh\u00e1c chi gi\u00f2i b\u1ecd
\u1ed3 xin l\u1ed7i
em ch\u1ec9 l\u00e0 con b\u00fap b\u00ea n\u00ean l\u00e0m anh tuy\u1ec7t gi\u1ed1ng.<\/p>\n

\u00f4i Adam! Anh t\u00ecm g\u00ec \u1edf nh\u1eefng b\u1ea7u d\u1ee5c v\u1ecdng?
anh x\u1ed1i nh\u1ee5c c\u1ea3m l\u00ean nh\u1eefng c\u1ee5m l\u00f4ng m\u1ecbn
anh c\u1ee1i s\u00e2u b\u00f3ng t\u1ed1i nh\u1ea7y nh\u1ee5a s\u01b0\u01a1ng m\u1ecfng
anh th\u1ee7 d\u00e2m nh\u00e0u n\u00e1t kho\u00e1i l\u1ea1c r\u1ed7ng
\u00e0 th\u00ec ra anh mu\u1ed1n bay l\u00ean nh\u01b0 nh\u1eefng ch\u00f9m bong b\u00f3ng!<\/p>\n

\u1ed3 ch\u1eb3ng qua anh bay \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c c\u0169ng nh\u1edd lu\u1ed3ng kh\u00ed \u00e2m ph\u1ee7 n\u00f3ng
\u1ed3 ph\u00e9p l\u1ea1 g\u00ec \u0111\u00e2u anh ch\u1ea3 b\u1ea3o em ch\u1ec9 l\u00e0 m\u00f3n \u0111\u1ed3 ch\u01a1i<\/p>\n

h\u1ee1i t\u00ean Adam ki\u00eau ng\u1ea1o \u0111\u00e1ng th\u01b0\u01a1ng c\u1ee7a em \u01a1i!
c\u00f3 h\u1ec1 g\u00ec n\u1ebfu anh l\u00e0 \u201cmale stripper\u201d \u0111on \u0111\u1ea3 n\u1ed7i cu\u1ed3ng d\u00e2m nhi\u1ec7t \u0111\u1edbi
c\u00f3 h\u1ec1 g\u00ec n\u1ebfu kh\u00e1ch mua hoa c\u0169ng h\u00e0nh ngh\u1ec1 \u0111\u0129 \u0111\u1ef1c
c\u00f3 h\u1ec1 g\u00ec n\u1ebfu \u0111\u00e0n \u00f4ng th\u1ea5m \u0111\u1ed5 m\u1ed3 h\u00f4i d\u01b0\u01a1ng c\u1ef1c
v\u00e2ng, c\u00f3 h\u1ec1 g\u00ec n\u1ebfu \u0111\u00e2u ph\u1ea3i ch\u1ec9 \u0111\u00e0n b\u00e0 m\u1edbi \u0111em l\u00e0m th\u1ee9 trang s\u1ee9c!<\/p>\n

v\u1eabn l\u00e0 nh\u1eefng th\u00e0nh ki\u1ebfn l\u00e0m em kh\u00e1 t\u1ee9c b\u1ef1c
v\u1eabn l\u00e0 nh\u1eefng th\u00f3i t\u1eadt x\u1ebfp lo\u1ea1i ph\u00ea b\u00ecnh ki\u1ec3u b\u00f4i b\u00e1c hi\u1ec1m t\u1ecb
cu\u1ed9c \u0111\u1eddi t\u01b0\u1edfng ch\u1ebft ti\u1ec7t nh\u1eefng thi\u00ean t\u00e0i ngh\u1ec7 s\u0129
ch\u1ec9 c\u00f2n l\u1ea1i th\u1ee9 qu\u1ea1 k\u00ean v\u1ed7 ng\u1ef1c
ch\u1ec9 c\u00f2n l\u1ea1i nh\u1eefng mua b\u00e1n m\u1eb7c c\u1ea3 c\u1ea3m x\u00fac
xin l\u1ed7i anh t\u00e2m h\u1ed3n em \u0111\u00e3 qu\u00e1 b\u1ecb ph\u00e1 s\u1ea3n ki\u1ec7t s\u1ee9c!<\/p>\n

\u00f4i, \u0111\u00e3 \u0111\u1ebfn l\u00fac em c\u00f3 quy\u1ec1n giao ph\u1ed1i th\u00e1ch th\u1ee9c
\u0103n n\u1eb1m trinh nguy\u00ean v\u1edbi nh\u1eefng gi\u1ecdt tinh tr\u00f9ng ng\u00e2n h\u00e0ng
em ch\u1ec9 c\u1ea7n tr\u1ea3 m\u1ed9t tr\u0103m b\u1ed1n ch\u1ee5c \u0111\u00f4 cho m\u1ed9t \u201csample\u201d \u0111\u1ed9ng c\u1ee1n
\u0111\u01b0\u1eddng tinh anh s\u1ebd kh\u00f4ng s\u1ee3 m\u1ea5t m\u00f9a h\u1ea1n h\u00e1n
m\u00e1u c\u1ee7a anh nh\u1ea5t \u0111\u1ecbnh s\u1ebd \u0111\u01b0\u1ee3c th\u00ed nghi\u1ec7m k\u1ef9 c\u00e0ng
em y\u00ean t\u00e2m kh\u1ecfi ph\u1ea3i c\u1ea7u kinh s\u00e1m h\u1ed1i
nh\u00e2n danh \u0111\u1ee9a b\u00e9
em tuy\u00ean b\u1ed1 cu\u1ed9c giao hoan n\u00e0y v\u00f4 t\u1ed9i!<\/p>\n

c\u00f3 nh\u1eefng \u0111\u00eam t\u1ed1i em mu\u1ed1n c\u00f9ng tr\u0103ng v\u1ee1 xanh n\u01b0\u1edbc m\u1eaft
\u0111\u1ec3 ch\u00fac ph\u00fac ri\u00eang cho nh\u1eefng m\u00f4i h\u00f4n n\u00f4ng n\u1ed5i \u0111\u1eabm \u0111\u1ea7y thu\u1ed1c phi\u1ec7n.<\/p>\n

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Vietnamese original by Nguy\u1ec5n Th\u1ecb Thanh B\u00ecnh<\/em><\/p>\n

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Khi tr\u1ee9ng c\u1ee7a ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u0111\u00e0n b\u00e0 t\u1eeb ch\u1ed1i m\u1ecdi g\u1eb7p g\u1ee1
\n\u0111\u00e1m tinh tr\u00f9ng ch\u1ea1y l\u00fac nh\u00fac c\u00f3 kh\u00e1c chi gi\u00f2i b\u1ecd
\n\u1ed3 xin l\u1ed7i
\nem ch\u1ec9 l\u00e0 con b\u00fap b\u00ea n\u00ean l\u00e0m anh tuy\u1ec7t gi\u1ed1ng.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":588,"featured_media":22295,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,26,279,22,42,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-chuyen-de","category-dich-thuat","category-phu-nu-gioi-tinh","category-sang-tac","category-sang-viet-ngu","category-tho"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/588"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22296"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53377,"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22296\/revisions\/53377"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damau.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}